I win at all college dorm stories ever. Your peer counselor was loud? My room mate was arrested for child porn.

I would really like to know what the internet contains more of, porn or cat videos.

That most of have been a very impressive bio....

I hear that a lot, but I've traveled quite a bit on my meager savings. If you're willing to work shitty jobs in other countries you can travel all over.

So he decided you where the one prior to even meeting you?

The whole premise just sounds like it is ripe for bad things to happen. If you are so broke you can't travel by yourself what happens when your Generous Patron(tm) makes some demands you don't feel comfortable with. Tough shit, you're stuck in Europe or Asia with no friends, no language support and no money.

I thought we had gotten away from that. Granted, I haven't lived in the United States for about 6 years now so I dunno what the ideal is at the moment. I realize there is that aesthetic that was blonde hair and big breasts but I kinda got the feeling we were moving away from that.

I'm terrified to google what exactly goes into a penis enlargement.

Well it doesn't help that the standard of beauty in South Korea cannot be obtained with out surgery. The things they look for the nose shape and eye shape just don't happen naturally in Koreans.

That was my thought exactly. What is the difference between a NA tribe prosecuting me for beating a woman and the UK court system prosecuting me for beating a woman? If both are sovereign nations then I'm at the mercy of their court system.

Wasn't the full quote actually spot on though. Wasn't the point that Rosen was trying to make was that she hasn't worked full time ever basically. She doesn't have any experience dealing with bills etc etc.

I think something to remember, when talking about white men in Asia dating Asian women that is often left out of this argument is that it is basically a numbers game. When you live in Asia there are more local women than women from the west.

So should I tell my family that my wife and I are hypothetically pregnant?

The missus and I are getting married in Thailand(half way for the families, shes Kiwi, I am a yank) and its been so easy. People who want to come can come, we'll pick a package from a resort based on numbers. Then we show up and get married, the biggest discussion we've had to have so far is what sort of drinks should…

You hit the nail on the head, smug writing irks me to no end, especially when it's terrible. Also, I hate people who name drop musicians in order to present themselves with a certain identity. It's lazy.

Those soldiers contain some of the children that the campaign is supposed to help, so hopefully they can take them alive rather then kill them.

Congratulations internet, you certainly helped one child at least. That little blonde boy in the video is sure gonna have a happy birthday with Daddy's windfall.

Let me answer you by replying with, what I'm sure my friend Rudy would say......"9/11"

The thing that got me was suddenly every one is all like lets get that guy with out thinking about what that means.

I can't tell if they are real options or democratic plants that are destroying the party from with in after playing the long con.