Hahaha I never really agreed with whipped cream and chocolate sauce getting all the bedroom attention.

That's funny, as my newfound love of Diana Prince has fantasies involving smoked cheddar and bacon strips... to the Wonder Woman theme song.

Oh trust me...there will be brie. In my experience it's one of the most adaptable cheeses for sexual play—wonderfully malleable. Not that I always prefer to have my sexual encounters feature cheese and cured meats, or anything. I mean, most of the time, sure. And yeah maybe I have a pre-coital mini-fridge next to my…

Ideal fantasy only if there is a lot of brie. mmmm

I may be biased by my desire to arrange a charcuterie plate on James Deen's naked body and then eat it off of him while Sexual Healing plays on repeat, but Farrah is a moron.