“Sincere” is the operative word here. Faith without works is dead and all that.

Shared with Sharon Jones for me.

THE MOTHERFUCKING BLUES BROTHERS

no toe jam and earl?

Libraries still buy from publishers, and your patronage keeps their doors open. So technically lots of people are making money off your library usage. Which is how it should be.

But really, how often did he wax his turtle in the first place?

The Monty Hall problem is one of my favorite logic problems and even if it is admittedly counterintuitive, it’s especially fascinating how many otherwise intelligent people will double down on arguing that the correct answer is wrong no matter what proof they are offered. Let’s Make a Deal was a great home sick from…

“Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me” like 300 times in a row.

A totally under-appreciated film.

And then of course, there’s this little gem about Paul Manafort: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/manafort-offered-to-give-russian-billionaire-private-briefings-on-2016-campaign/2017/09/20/399bba1a-9d48-11e7-8ea1-ed975285475e_story.html?utm_term=.b928dee9d3b6

I tip because I CAN.

Let me rewrite your comment for you:

Oh no! We’ll have to give more money to poor people.

Not tipping poorly paid, unskilled workers sure will show those greedy companies! Great job, Mr. Pink.

What he’s missing is that it doesn’t have to be Wonder Woman OR Sarah Connor— we can have BOTH. They’re completely different women, because there isn’t just one type of woman, and the idea that we can only have one archetype of feminist icon is fucking stupid.

I want to live in a world filled with statues of Missy Elliot instead of Stonewall Jackson. See also, Don Knotts.

For anyone out there who is a fan of RuPauls Drag Race, there was an episode where resident contradictory judge Michelle Visage got owned by Carson Kressley: “Be you, but don’t be you. Give us less, but more.”

Roald Dahl sure was right about one thing:

“Her family is the United States Coast Guard. And I told Taylor, ‘I will not turn my back...”

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good woman with a stick.