You say "clickbait," I say "I LOVE THIS VIDEO AND HAVE WATCHED IT 20 TIMES!"

I've decided that Adultosaur is actually Karlie Kloss.

Excellent. She's so fucking legend.

I always love your user name and icon, but extra in this context.

Please make celebrity memoir reviews a regular feature on this site! (I nominate Vanna White's for the next installment) ((Yes, I read it when I was in high school)).

Why can't we just group marry Weird Al?

Not only that, but you're in a Waffle House around midnight- if weird Twilight Zone shit isn't happening, you should probably run.

Thank God they used the pre Kinja layout so we could see all the other headlines.

I mean, semantics can be very classist, so I usually stay away, but professional writers wrote those words!!

the most upsetting thing about her performance was the monologue bit at the beginning

And I beheld a pale horse; its rider, Death...

... will be married in 20-25 years

I'm going to make my daughters do "future feminists" photo shoots and have them burning bras and holding up pro-choice signs. My mother in law is going to love that!!

Sadly, it was the wrong Newt.

DUDE THAT SONG IS SO FUCKING GOOD.

I thought you were joking about the Selena Gomez pics, that is some Love's Baby Soft level of creepy! And she is grown! (Also, Jia, thrilled that you were back in the Midweek Madness saddle, I was sobbing laughing today.)

she flew so high

cookies are not supposed to be breath mints, mouth wash, gum, or tooth paste #thinmintsuck #samoasftw

I have the exact same wrong opinion as Kate! My ranking is definitely somoas, tagalongs, thin mints, everything else.