Yeah, like this morning it was like I was the only person that showed up to church massively hungover dressed like Billy Idol's cognitively challenged bastard. People just aren't hardcore enough anymore.

Related: my worst ever was this super manipulative guy I dated for a few months who very seriously informed me he was a shaman, and used to poke at me with crystals in the name of "healing" (ie, the New Age version of emotional abuse). He was really into tantric breathing too, which is fine, I guess, but sometimes you…

As a college freshman I thought I was hot shit going after a senior RA the first week on campus. I wasn't even attracted to him, but was swept up by all that authority. Oh, the power! One thing led to another, and when things began to get hot and heavy he bent his lips into my ear. My mind raced with excitement. …

Is it even possible to become a bigtime college coach without putting winning ahead of the welfare of teenagers?

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…

Young lady approached me on the bus—

I have slept with so many embarrassing people. I made a lot of poor decisions in my late teens/early 20s. I lost my virginity to a 16 year old drug dealer when I was 18. And then I slept with him again a couple weeks later because I thought it might make me feel like it was a thing and not just a truly horrible idea.…

That'd be 90% of them. Seriously, I can't even narrow it down to a Top 10.

Every married couple knows that it's always the same sex.

Honestly, I have never gotten her appeal. She's always come across to me as somebody who's kinda attractive but dying to be gorrrrgeous, kinda well-known but dying to be faaaaaamous, kinda amusing but dying to be hilaaaaarious. Basically, "a desperate and irritating compulsive over-reacher."

People with fucked up worldviews like to use religion to prop-up their ambitions for power, and then they drag like-minded individuals or people who just plain don't know any better along for the bloody, murderous ride.

This song is new and by the Decemberists. It's called "The Wrong Year."

This probably makes me sound like a sadsack, but this'll be the first NYE in years where I'm not going to sob alone in my kitchen while my parents are in the next room! I always cry because big milestone holidays always make me think how little progress my life has made over the year, but this year I've accomplished a…

Not the worst thing I've ever done, but certainly one of the worst. Two years ago my long distance boyfriend (now husband) came to visit me in Birmingham, AL. We got a fancy room at the Marriott and headed to a World of Beer for NYE at 8 pm in the busy 5 Points area. Evidently they had a cash cover, so we walked a…

This isn't a big party hard story or anything, but it was deeply uncomfortable.

Hmm...in my experience, fivesomes are like student group projects - two or three people do all of the good work, while the rest do a little busy work and then grow bored or lazy and later brag to their friends about feats they never did.

My birthday is in late December, and the festivities for my 21st got a little out of hand. The end result of this was that I ended up with a black eye, and subsequently with a new drivers license picture featuring said black eye, since my license expired on my birthday, and the nice lady at the DMV wouldn't let me…

are you serious, or trolling? cause you know the president can't take free shit. he pays for his golf and the cost of the flight for personal expenses. As for security, yeah thats a perk of the job. And his salary is a hell of a lot less than the CEO of any Fortune 500.

Day look for 2015: Sweatpants or pajama bottoms, tank top or thermal, fuzzy socks.

My closet says the trend is "fur". As in, "covered in cat fur".