Sparkling water is f'n gross, if I wanted to drink liquid garbage I'd crack a can of Coors, in fact that's actually just sparkling water anyway...nevermind

Don't you just hate when your wife doesn't listen and starts acting out so you need to smack her around a little to get her to act right? Oh wait...

Genesis Coupe, those hood vents could easily be open and actually functional and I believe the bottom half of the grill is closed as well, such a pointless front end

'06 F430 as of right now 51K with 4 days left, might get lucky

I too took the MD driving test 6 years ago, I still failed my first try (hopped the curd parallel parking), but once I got that down its not hard to stop at the stop sign, look 3 times, drive forward, pull into an outcove, do a 3 point turn around (doesn't need to be 3 points, just so long as the car ends up facing…

2 Hellcats, strap them together and punch nature in the face. That's how you offroad

Thank god...my ocd makes me want to ram this car over and over, now that it's dead maybe save me some jail time

Thank god...my ocd makes me want to ram this car over and over, now that it's dead maybe save me some jail time

Headlights and side mirrors, all you need for legality

Beijing Auto is going to resurrect AMC, you know, just for the laughs.

My ex-girlfriend would stay at my house every now and then. We've been broken up for about a year now, last night I pulled one of her hairs out between my groin and thigh...I don't even know how this is possible