“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

TRAVEL!!

Ha ha ha ha anytime Washington beats Oregon is a reason to cheer!

Woof.

So he got married?

Thanks for the $13 birthday check, Grandma Roger.

“To kill a gopher, you must think like a gopher.”

Well, technically this guy

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Why are we so confident these comments are directed at Kaminsky? If I was Andrew Harrison I would be annoyed with the guy asking an obnoxious question. You want to know more about Kaminsky? ask someone on HIS team.

[Two weeks later]

Carnac the Magnificent: It took the hospital 8 hours to officially pronounce him dead because he was so good at flopping.

you mean like the part where Warren Buffett sad minimum wage should be 15 bucks an hour?

I bet they punched him the right way.

Between this and Indiana, the Midwest is giving the South a run for its money. What scares me is that Arizona has been quiet for awhile so you know they're planning something special.

I'm a loyal hometown guy raised in metro St. Louis but I'm THIS close to disowning these people entirely and associating with my wife's identity instead. I really think people will think I'm more enlightened if I just say I'm from the South.

Thanks for not giving us the full story, St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Now I'll never know what racial slur that guy called Curt Ford.

Former? It looks like he's still on the cards to me.