NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

"You're really trying to get me fired, aren't you?"

Is tiring being angry all the time at perceived injustices?

Of course he picked it up. It's his contract extension.

Of course it's a wonderful relic! It's from BC.

I like the fact that it basically says any force is allowable as long as it's not deadly. So waterboarding your kid or breaking his arms could be considered "justified" as long as it's not "deadly" force, as long as the person doing it "reasonable believes" the force is "necessary"

Kristin: Hi hun, how'd the game go tonight?

The shame of it is that there are pretty decent American soccer broadcasters. Phil Schoen and JP Delacamera are very knowledgable and experienced - more than average when calling a game. But they would never even get a look at calling the next World Cup.

So anything short of "deadly force" if the actor "reasonably believes the force is necessary to the discipline the child..." That sounds pretty Texan.

<p>Sec. 9.61.  PARENT-CHILD.  (a)  The use of force, but not deadly force, against a child younger than 18 years is justified:</p><p>(1)  if the actor is the child's parent or stepparent or is acting in loco parentis to the child;  and</p><p>(2)  when and to the degree the actor reasonably believes the force is…

They do have one. It's here: http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/Docs/PE/pdf/PE…. Which begs the question of if this charge will eventually go away or he did something excessive enough that someone felt that it still met a crime.

247 seems like a lot of sports for one site to cover.

TV crew made a nice camera transition to rapist Ben Roethlisberger before the commercial.

Attorney Does His Job: article from Deadspin full of hot and fresh hot takes coming soon.

You god damned communist.

It isn't a gimmick because it just combines two age old aspects of the modern offense. Reading a defense and choosing the right option

I agree, it seems like an absolutely mind-numbing job filled with endless vapid interviews filled with meaningless, cliched answers to obvi-[is shown the paycheck] I WANT TO BE ONE.

11. Middle-Aged Lawyer Training For A Marathon

I ate a whole bowl (4 scoops) of vanilla yesterday. No toppings.