At this point, I vote that we bring back the Jerry Springer Show. We might as well contain this family over there for awhile, until all the allegations get hashed out, instead of it allowing this continue as a serial drama. At the least, letting them scream at each other and smack each other with folding chairs might…

This is grounds to start calling the attention-whore “Kanye” for the rest of his or her life.

If they’re so insistent on keeping up the damn mirror, how about coming up with a privacy curtain or door in front of the toilet?

I’m bad at consistently getting my complexion to be anything but blotchy. I do not want to wear a giant pancake of foundation, but I’m beginning to think I’ve got no choice if I want even tone.

One of my ancestors looks to be involved in the Mountain Meadows Massacre.

The best way to do it seems to be to pinch a little chunk of hair, upright, and then clip that so that the clip is sitting perpendicular to your head. If you do it so that it's laying parallel to the surface of your scalp, it won't make much difference.

I have to admit the first time I had it suggested, I thought of the old hairstyle as well, and made a weird face. Now I just happily go about my morning with weird looking clumps of hair pinned up on the crown of my head.

Those alligator clips are a must have if you have curly hair and tend to air-dry your hair. A lot of people with curly hair find that the hair on top of their head tends to end up flat, due to the weight of the wet hair. A way to avoid that is to use those clips right at the roots, to help give lift to your hair. …

It's a play by Shakespeare, one of the early tragedies, it's rather gory.

I saw that article and winced my way through it. There's a chunk of the population that needs to have it spelled out that "just because you saw this shit work in a fictional story does not mean that it will work in real life." Frankly, I think that's actually a good standard, if you saw it in a Rom Com, you should…

Millions of college/university students can manage to have a dating/romantic life while being completely broke. The over the top romantic gestures aren't necessary and likely are going to scare away any potential dates. They really are a waste of time, effort, and money. The poor guy doesn't grasp he's trying too…

I need to drag my IT-working friends and husband to this flick, simply for the hours of ranting about how nobody in Hollywood actually understands a damn thing about computers.

Toys'R'Us has Kitty Surprise.

You're welcome. ;)

More important lessons that this unfortunate experience has taught those teenagers: adults can make some very stupid decisions, and just because somebody means well doesn't mean that they automatically should get a pass on their actions.

A body for every* body...


*by "every", we mean every body in a very narrow section of the population that falls into certain sizes and shapes.

A college professor of mine said it best, about fifteen years ago: "I was watching a documentary about how the ancestors of modern cats nearly caused the extinction of modern humans, then I looked up, saw the way my cats were looking at me, and decided it was a good time to go for a walk."

I completely agree. Voldemort was mythical. He was less frightening than Umbridge, because of it. The fact that most of us know at least one person like Umbridge makes her all the more real and relateable. The big bad mythical guy is scary, but he's an unknown quantity. Knowing fully well how the Umbridges of the…

Considering Anne Rice's infamous blow-up on Amazon when people didn't like "Blood Canticle", that's a big shocker. ;)

There's only one way to cope with this blatant waste.