They must have listened to Bill first...

Wat, no chemtrails?!

So, those giant eagles.... could have saved a lot of walking around.

A guide to Plano:

I traded Texas for Seattle only two years ago. I had covered parking at home and at work, and now I parallel park on the street outside my 110 year-old apartment building. My formerly spotless 200k mile Protege5 has a nice haze of front and rear parking scratches, and the integrity of my Miata's vinyl top has been…

This "homo" will kick your ass a lot further than Cambridge.

I am alive today due to the 1988 Volvo 240 safety. Currently on my 7th Volvo.

My v70... also walked away without a scratch. Good job volvo!

The couple of times I've flown with them within the past year have been pretty great. They're even putting personal TVs in the economy seats on their new planes. They're definitely moving in the right direction.

American have stepped up their game considerably in the last few years with new planes, better service and the best loyalty program in the business... I fly a lot and I go out of my way to fly AA. Well done American, well done!!!

I flew an AA MD-80 from Austin to Chicago last month.

I am thinking he is some sort of assassin.

Wait a minute... Getting held back can help you get into an Ivy League school? Damn, it's good to be rich.

At private preps, where the parents pay, the rules are a bit … lax.

Nothing against California, but if you think the weather is the most important thing to people in terms of where they live, you're smoking some interesting Cali Kush. Californians hate the prospect of moving to Texas until they realize they can buy twice the house for half the price here. I've met very few people…

+3/5th of a person.

+40 acres and a mule

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