This. I have now used it since November, and it has been amazing to see the change. When used with a good workout plan, I went from a 38 y.o. schlub to a goddamn Adonis!

Tarmac is short for tarmacadam, which is a particular form of pavement construction.

I prefer to think that the coupe is on hold so they can make the shooting brake.

That's not John Wayne.....That's Rooster Fucking Cogburn!!! The man must be considered armed and extremely intoxicated.

It's not even a display against the St. Louis Police department. It's so much larger than that. Look at the bigger picture people. Black lives matter.

Commas save lives.

I found a nice money clip containing $875 at my twentieth reunion. Turned out it belonged to a guy I'll call Fucknozzle McShitbag. Fucknozzle (or Fucky, if you prefer) was looking all over for it, but unfortunately for Fucky I remembered the time he hocked a loogie all over my brand new coat on the first day back from…

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Question. One of my testicles is bigger than the other two, should I be worried?

Because what you're really saying is that it's not a car for gay men anymore. Is that something you go around saying? That certain cars are for gays? Do we really need to label both people and cars like that? And why should sensitivity toward the feelings of others end? So you can make a cheap joke at the expense of…

"I'll pay for your sins, but I draw the line at appetizer AND dessert."

The white, middle class Cardinal fans feel good about themselves because they "told off" the protesters. The protesters are happy because they got attention and media coverage. And Deadspin found another reason to rag on St. Louis. Everybody wins.

You know what people playing golf wear? Things that are comfortable when you're on a golf course for 4 hours. You know what spectators at a golf tournament do? Hang out at a golf course for hours. You can fill in the Venn diagram from here.

2014 Jalopnik Batshit Babe Contestants

IMO, this is the best livery Southwest has ever had. Not that it was a high bar, though.

This, I believe, is still the best livery scheme to have been put on any US airline in ages:

When my partner and I were looking for a weekend car, we narrowed our choices to a Boxter or a Z4. I wanted the Z for a variety of reasons, I love the look and I like BMW ( we already have a 335 and NO I am NOT a douchie, entitled, asshole) Not to mention that we have a mechanic that we know an trust. He wanted the…

bought a 2007 v50 awd 6 spd manual. Not from a dealer though, from a former customer of mine (I own an auto storage company in San Diego).

Its on a truck en route to me :-)

Thanks for stopping by Elin.

King Rory. Not a shock that Deadspin ignores it

How could his back not hurt with that big fork sticking in it?