So how fast was Beyonce moving at the Super Bowl XLVII halftime show?

Enjoy a tiny, strangely elongated screen and a dumb fisher-price home screen and operating system made for kids and grandmas to enjoy?

I think the LGBT community in the US and the LGBT community in Russia view him quite differently. And I think he has some expertise in this country (I also live in Russia) that he puts to good use. Time will tell, of course, but he seems to do far more good than harm in when it comes to Russian attitudes about the…

"Oh, and a tip...that's a glory hole and not a peep hole."

If you want a piece of jewelry that is unique and aren't amazingly concerned with the quality of the gemstone(s), buy it off Etsy.com. Get something pretty, unique, and that will support an actual artist, not a corporation. My two cents. :-)

Nooo, Pixely! I thought you were safe!

Shaders gonna shade.

Sign at hotel restaurant:

ERMAHGAWD STICK TOO SPROTZ!!!!1111!!1!!1

Jesus completed the Old Testament. He was one of the GOOD JEWS, as he believed in Himself. I don't understand why that's so hard for some people— snarky internet people— to get.

His body language says: "Here yo motherfuckin' doll clothes you cracker ass craka."

It says, "I LOVE YOU LEELA."

what the HELLSINKI

Shouldn't it be "The Sultan of Schlong"?

Even Pneumonic was once Bubonic plague
Why they changed it I can't say
Maybe its just deadlier that way.

I already knew Zoe was pregnant because my beautiful and talented ex-boyfriend Patric Reynolds drew it that way. I guess Patton Oswalt had something to do with it, too.

Generalizing and belittling a group of people is an act of hate. The progressive world has largely moved past generalizing and belittling people based on race, gender, sexual orientation. The new target of the hateful seems to be people that hold certain beliefs. Whether you agree or disagree with these beliefs -…

Did the same people who put a fingerprint reader on all their phones tell you that?

I wash my hands at work, but not as often as many of my coworkers, and I get sick maybe once a year. Immune systems of steel!