Yeah, but in the shows timeline, her giving birth only happened a couple of days ago, going back to work so soon to a job she only just started would be weirder 

You do understand that if you have enough wealth it generates income for you? Imagine a savings account on a massive scale. Then imagine paying little to no taxes on your capital gains. Then imagine hiring people to move around what is left so you don’t pay taxes.

Does anyone remember the two philosophy books the college girls were reading in the beginning of the show? I feel like those may tie into the theme of the show, but I can’t recall the exact texts.

Jennifer Coolidge is a brilliant mess. But, Natasha Rothwell deserves better than to play emotional midwife for JC character’s nervous breakdown. 

The fucking unmitigated gall of this inveterate douchebag...

I can’t believe that a competent judge doesn’t take one look at this rolling disaster and throw Jamie Spears in the nearest canal.

There’s a troll in the Washington Post comments who will ask sexist commenters, “You sound cranky. Have you eaten today? Maybe you need a Hot Pocket or pizza rolls.”

Sounds like Jamie Spears is behaving irrationally. I’m concerned about his recent behavior and overall mental health, based on his behavior here. Maybe someone should step in and take the reins.

So not only does she not have the right to her own name, but you also think she doesn’t have the right to try and reclaim that stolen agency? That's an incredibly asinine point of view for you to take. 

I can’t tell if this commercial is supposed to be an abstract dream thing or just straight up sex fantasy.

KYLO REN-TAUR

John Oliver is that you?

they’re always so, so weird! always a fully clothed swimming scene. seemingly escaping/running away from something. oh the one with natalie portman! she just screams (on a beach?) for no reason then it ends WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR LOVE?
the one with keira knightley kind of makes sense? like she is leaving the party but…

He’s not just a centaur.

They’re so intense for literally no reason, but this was filmed well lol I’ll give em that!

Why are fragrance ads always out to fucking lunch?

Oh yeah but I don’t say why. “I don’t feel well” is reason enough not to go to work. I am fortunate that it acceptable both in my workplace and in that I’ve managed to be the kind of reliable employee that no one ever suspects me of misusing sick leave. And I have totally used sick leave for mental health days despite…

I know I probably care more about Jen G’s feelings than I should, but I think US Weekly had a headline that read something to the effect “Ben & JLo were the loves of each other’s life” and I thought, I’m sure the mother of his children, who nursed him thru numerous bouts of addiction, really appreciates this.

This DB is kinda depressing so let’s focus on MTS and talk about how this flower swimsuit is both absurd and also I love it.  (And of course it goes without saying that Megan looks great.)

Thank you for this. I’m in consistently unimpressed with just how tasteless and awful Dirt bag posts can be, especially on such matters. This shit is especially awful.