Dog owner here. Totally acceptable list of demands! I have neighbors in my building who clearly don’t clean up after their dogs and it makes me livid.

Uh yep! I recently got engaged, I’m due to get a raise at work, we recently got an adorable rescue dog and every time I read the news I’m like “BITCH DON’T KILL MY VIBE.”

Yeah, p much all this. Who cares if your dad slept with men? Saying that sleeping with men is somehow detrimental to his image is really anti-queer, 100000000%.

Yeah man. This is one of the reasons people hate Tom Brady and the Patriots. No one will dispute that the dude is an incredible football player, and I can even understand some arrogance when you’re THAT good, but the way he demonstrates it is just so gross, and I’m sure Gisele enables it. Like, you can’t say “Well…

I mean, Tom and Gisele are insufferable and I’m sure the little apples will not fall far from the tree.

Listen, I am not a Kylie fan but she (and her whole family tbh) have an implicit understanding of brand building, social media, and product that fucking Wharton MBA’s would kill for. I work for a beauty brand and the entire industry is tripping over themselves trying to figure out how to mimic her success.

I saw Masha’s performance art piece based on her memoir when I was in London recently. It was FUCKING AWESOME and so stirring. What she went through is mind-boggling and horrific, and the fact that she and the other women in Pussy Riot are still speaking truth to power despite what they’ve been through is just an…

“Mystery of Love” is beautiful and perfect and if it loses the Oscar to that crap song from The Greatest Showman I will lose my shit.

I find it interesting that people who haven’t even seen the film are writing essay-long comments on why the relationship is gross and inappropriate. But hey, when has context ever been necessary to form a strong opinion on the internet!

Ed Sheeran takes everything beautiful and special about R&B and hip hop and puts it through the most egregiously inoffensive, bland, white boy filter possible. I don’t get it either. I’m *genuinely* curious about why people like him.

None of this is good.

I mean, yeah, she had Potemkin but she also had a bunch of young boy toys as well. I am here. for. this.

I don’t watch this show either because it seems like an extended exercise in emotional manipulation.

Oh you mean like people have been doing for white dudes since time immemorial?

What the hell even is this comment?

This quote is JUST GOLDEN. She has proven that she cares a LOT time and again. I mean, the fact that she was aware of Bobby’s column and invited her on the show and made it a big thing, and now this. Who does she even think she’s fooling at this point?

Truly, the irony of this bitch saying that Jane Fonda was pulling a “Poor Me” routine by going the most petty as possible route is really something. Like, I had no idea Jane Fonda was even saying anything about Megyn asking her about her plastic surgery until Megyn fucking brought it up in this segment!

CLEARLY SHOPPED.

You bring up some excellent points here.

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