You know what I really love about this photo? That you can still see a tiny bit of cellulite! She does indeed have a great ass, and as another person whose posterior is her best, ahem, asset, I appreciate that they didn't photoshop out the little bit of underbutt and cellulite that most of us have :-)

I was about to bring this up! This is what I always use as my excuse to hate them both. Also that Gisele always sounds really entitled and completely lacking in self-awareness in interviews. My favorite was when she told Vogue that she lost her pregnancy weight by just doing a little bit of yoga and that her body…

Why wasn't Prince a part of that "Older dudes we'd like to have sex with" article that Jez did a few weeks ago? Dude is in his 50's and is still HELLA SEXY. OMG.

O_O Wow.

Ugh, seriously. I know he's done all this charity work, but it seems SO self-serving. Also didn't he abuse both Madonna and Robin Wright?

Oh no really?! I did not know that about David O. Russell, and it truly saddens me because I really enjoy his films.

Ah hahaha best use of doge speak I've seen today.

You know what? Good on Carrie for getting her ass to an acting class. Do I wish she had done it before the travesty that was The Sound of Music Live? Absolutely. I'm going to interpret this though as her learning from the experience and taking it as an opportunity to grow and really put the work in, if acting is…

ABSOLUTELY. Good lord would I trade them. The auto industry would fight it tooth and nail but it would be so great. I'm getting so excited thinking about the possibilities!!! Chicago -> NYC would be great, you could do a southern line (New Orleans -> Atlanta), one along the West Coast...

Trains = the best. Especially in the UK and Europe (though truth be told, it's sometimes a roll of the dice with London commuter trains. Southwestern Rail is pretty nice but the Southern and Southeastern lines can get a little sketch-ball).

I like the dress, but the embellishments look like someone went crazy with the bedazzeler to me.

FOR REAL. Sorel FTW. I have wanted the Joan of Artics when I ordered mine, but they were sold out. Still pleased with the pair I have though.

Yeah... I tried watching one of Tracy's fitness videos. The moment she said "Women should never lift more than 3lbs," I was like, I'm outta here.

Dude, I love Cindy Gallop. She is so on point about a lot of things in the advertising industry, not just the obvious gender issues. I also think her work with Make Love Not Porn is outstanding. Also her haircut and general sense of style are amazing. Basically, Cindy Gallop = awesome in my book.

I saw Alan Rickman in Private Lives many years ago on Broadway. I waited for him after at the stage door to get him to sign my program, and when he finally came over, I said to him "I never understood why Marianne wanted Willoughby in Sense and Sensibility!" and he laughed and said, "Well, you'll have to ask Jane…

Ah hahahahaha! So great!

This is like a more colorful version of the flyer Samantha posted around Richard's neighborhood on that episode of Sex and the City (I believe it was the one after the one where she caught him cheating on her. Or maybe both things happened in the same episode?)

Oh my god, yes about Christmas music. I wish there was a way to actively discourage pop artists from releasing Christmas albums. The world really doesn't need ANOTHER over-sung version of "Oh Holy Night."

Ah hahahaha I love the SNL parody. Especially the intro: "I am SO SICK of this stupid video." "Who is 'Sasha Club'?!?!?!"

I don't know what any of his quotes mean. "The kind who's not afraid to be alone, who leaves her phone at home." Da fuck?