Connie Britton is surprised that people talk about her hair so much. Michelangelo's ghost is surprised that people talk about the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel so much. God is surprised that people talk about the existence of light so much.

I have always thought this. The "it's a joke" defense is stupid, especially when after you remove the offensiveness, it's STILL NOT FUNNY.

I had the same thought. Like, which is it guys? We know in your world it's impossible to be too fat AND too sexy! And yes, WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME TAKE KIM'S SIDE?!

HAHAHAHAH This is the best!!!

I HATE that defense. Plus his follow up that in order to be a joke something has to be actually funny. Um, too bad your post was not only completely offensive, IT WASN'T REMOTELY AMUSING.

You have one of the best responses in this entire thread.

Thank you for this! My dad has struggled with knee issues for years. He's not obese but is certainly a "big guy." This issue though is that when he gains more weight, the issues inevitably get worse, but because he's in so much pain, he doesn't want to exercise and try to lose the weight. It's sad to me because I…

In the litany of cocaine and pill gifs, I got confused when it got to the shoe-throwing one and thought that she was trying to get pills and/or cocaine out of the shoe.

I give it 8 stars and 2 cocain spoons.

Yep, just another reason Tori and Annie are my faves. Amazing musicians and eloquent speakers. Love, love, love.

Legendary for sure! I actually love her open letter on this subject. I also follow her on Facebook and she often has some interesting thoughts and musings on social issues. She also puts her money where her mouth is and is very involved with various environmental and feminist charities.

What is that even at the end of his penis?! It's like there's a food attached to it!

Of course, if he wanted to be more accurate, the slogan would go "ripped from one headline, ripped from another headline, ripped from a third headline and then put in a blender with an added sprinkle of crazy," but maybe that's too clunky.

You mean they're not already?

God I love Drag Race! It's so gif-able.

I'd read the "Ja Rule has been in prison" story a couple of months ago and was also relieved to hear of his whereabouts! Seriously, it seemed like that guy had just dropped off the planet.

LOVE BIG FREEDIA

OMG thank you. I talked about this in my own post but the more power behind it the better!

YES! You're totally right. Though, I was referring to an actual fight, in which I have doubts about Taylor Swift's upper body strength. She's pretty willowy. Miley appears to have pretty legit core strength. She could hit her low and there'd be a TKO pretty quickly.

OK. Iggy Azalea, time for you to STFU. If anyone had twerking stolen from them, it's the New Orleans Bounce community who has been rapping about twerking for the LAST 20 years. If anyone is interested in learning about the history of twerking it can be found here: A Brief History of Twerking