The only reason I’m crying is because Seattle ownership was never able to put a team around Felix worthy of him.   He never pitched in a playoff game, which is a damn shame.

He reportedly told his mother that if she had a problem, she could meet him in Temecula 

Keeping your players alive is such a bare fucking minimum that it should go without saying, but here we are.

What, “TOO INSIDERY” wasn’t enough??

“Th-th-the th-th-the th-th-that’s all, Folk.”

This is fucking fantastic.

Leave Sly and the family alone.

Hey, cheer up. Wentz could be hit by a truck tomorrow and go to a better place.

I go to bed upset every night knowing that there is a man out there named Joey Tallywacker

am i the only one who’s surprised that this many people at a dirt race track have smart phones?

Phil Kessel hat trick: one goal, one assist, one overturned hot dog cart.

only about 400 fans showed up

Interesting that this didn’t cause a riot. Usually when a Raiders fan hears about change they go scurrying in all directions to try and find it.

Fuck him. I’d just send him to the minor leagues next season. As a shortstop.

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

One kid going out of his way to ambush an official is one thing. Two of them doing at once tells me this was ordered from the sidelines. If that’s true, end their season right now and fire the staff.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Clear eyes, full hearts, fuck that guy, right?!

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

A mitt full of shit? Sounds like the Republican National Convention all over again.