That’s dinner sorted for the next 3 months then!

That’s dinner sorted for the next 3 months then!

What the actual f*ck. How is cleaning my room not included in the $150 I paid every day while I was in the US? Why can’t things just cost what they say they cost in your country, it’s infuriating.

a friend of mine had his engine warranty claim declined because it happened during the warm up laps at a trackday. Can give you his contact details if you like, the whole thing stinks.

Haha! Yes! I just bought one of these for £700 or about $900. Great little car. Mine was “written off” lightly and then self-repaired with cable ties. Just passed its MOT (UK yearly vehicle inspection test) and is good for another year of motoring.

I own an M3 CSL with 138,500 miles on it. It’s not a lot of miles for an E46 M3 but it’s a LOT of miles for a CSL because most people realised their cars were worth a decent amount of money and stopped driving them. Now I’m probably one of about 20 people in the country who actually regularly drives their CSL, and…

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, let’s not get ahead of ourselves now with point number 5. As someone who’s spent around 40 weeks of his life tuning ABS and Traction Control systems specifically for snowy conditions I’d rather you didn’t blithely tell everyone to just go ahead and turn them all off at the slightest whisp of…

My weekend car is a 135,000 mile M3 CSL. A decidedly collectible version of a very good car. Someone else enjoyed it before me so I continued that tradition and stuck another 20,000 on the clock. I know these mileage’s probably aren’t that impressive but in the U.K. where everything is next door, it’s a pretty big…

I don’t understand how it’s even possible to get hurt in church, you’d think God would be in full concentration mode?

Question I’ve always wondered, why do workers in the US have so few paid holiday days? 25+ public holidays is pretty much the minimum in the UK for full time work, and it’s more in Continental Europe.

I nail this pass every time in Forza. Usually it means the other car gets spat into the wall but that’s their problem.

BREADVAN! BREADVAN! BREADVAN! Clownshoe my oversized comedy FOOT.

“[The SRO] was within 5 feet of me; he had his hand on his gun.”

I took this one on holiday a few weeks ago in Switzerland. iPhone 6S Pano but I like it:

I started reading this article thinking about Bifi Rolls you can get in Germany and I must say this shares many of the anti-spill qualities, although a Bifi Roll definitely won’t fit in a cup holder. Look ‘em up, you’ll see what I mean. The bread is so dry you have to use your own saliva as a main ingredient in the…

Pretty sure that’s an XF, dude.

Unbelievably this is actually an improvement. (A lot) less than a decade ago it was still possible to buy a Russian license and completely avoid all this lesson and test nonsense altogether...

So very biased. Here’s hoping the announcement involves those 3 special letters again...

Oh great, it feels like I’M everything on this list. Better send this link to my girlfriend and prepare to die alone.

This is so GTA.

I think you mean NASA finally opened up their 60s moon landings film set. I KNOW YOUR GAMES NASA