In fairness, I look *amazing* in a dress.

But that "hard" doesn't mean "impossible". Nailing jello to a tree is impossible; everything else is just very difficult.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

These kittens must be male, because you know, including female kittens would have caused the production of this video to be way over budget.

Highlights from the Honda Insight ad on Cars.com:

can't wait for the 15 minute cutscene that explores this dog's sexual past and associated traumas

Yep, that looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in my time.

This was...

Should also have a -50% to science to reflect how long it takes them to actually make games anymore.

it's still one less copy of Tetris and one less Gameboy in the world. both things that are no longer manufactured.

TF2 is a cultural phenomenon! Can't wait for Fox News to do a bit on how it teaches your kids to conga and sap sentries!

E-sports are skill-based challenges that rely heavily on reflex and physical dexterity. You can certainly make the argument that those aren't sports, but then you'd have to say the same about games like golf, air rifle shooting, bowling, etc. Otherwise the definition is inconsistent.

Ley: Ichiro is the best, man.

Did anyone really think swordfighters actually did funny twirls in real life? Any idiot who did that would simply end up 6 feet under.

Sounds like the lookouts are sacrifices for a ritual that involves the offerings to be consumed through massive fires.

Uh, yeah.