Aaaaaand Chief will have to kill Cortana at the end of this game. #callingit

I can agree to that.

To each his/her own. I doubt there's a catch-all for this sort of thing anyway.

"If you're a month in and he's still not trying to get his dick sucked in the back of a cab, you might just need to put your [match.com] profile back up, sister. Maybe he isn't gay, and if he's not, then either you are a hideous, fire-breathing monster or he was chemically castrated in prison."

...so long as Square and Crystal don't overplay the whole "Look, we're beating up Lara! We're not objectifying her anymore!" theme, I'm game to play it.

Sarcasm doesn't translate all that well over the internet, does it...?

A good enough reason not to play multiplayer, I suppose. But you're missing the forest for the one rotten log across the path...or something like that.

"Ours is not to question why..."

Because if you're murdered, you're dead? As opposed to raped, where you *personally* live with the repercussions for years afterwards?

A well written article that raises an interesting and important issue. I'm also glad to see that the distinction was made between the *game* and the *culture* surrounding the game. Well done.

"...and we're completely ready to drink it up."

Got lost at around NTSD...MV...whatever. I'm a composer, not a video wizard!

Perhaps the photographer directed her to look that way?

Why would you give a DX7 to a monkey?! Give it to ME, at least *I* can do FM synthesis!

I am...getting so many mixed messages...

Not well. Not unless you were standing right at the sweet spot between the speakers. Even then, it would never be completely noise-free because there're so many different variables outdoors. Wind, street sounds, etc. all change the overall tone emitted by the speakers. And you do need microphones for this to work…

You kidding? This is AMERICA, we can't do that, they'd COMPLAIN about it!

Hooray for physics!

"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim..."

Tubes?