Free...

Guh. Please no.

Realize that you just said, "Thank you, Washington."

The RECOIL on that sucker...

Why would a Gundam fire a hollowpoint round?

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

You won't see me do it often on a parkour run, but I'll sometimes accidentally end up in a three-point landing when I want to save my knees (weird, right?) but can't or won't roll. Either I don't have the space or the time to complete a roll, and so I land in three-point or on all fours. But I will NEVER drop the…

"Are you still there...?"

I...I need to move to Canada...or some other country that values a proper education...

"Adults in Elbert, Georgia are concerned because the County Board of Education cut its budget last year by shortening the school week to four days."

Your office is so much cooler than mine have ever been. I am jealous, good sir (ma'am?).

"...the Stampede ECS is best suited to just walking through a maze of cubicles mowing down everything in sight."

Agreed. Excellent use of the .gif.

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You know what we should do?

It's not so much that I don't think they'll help. I just think that they'll become a replacement for common sense.

I'm hesitant to say, "No..."

I can just hear GLAdOS on repeat in my head: "Nononononononono!"

Look at the patriotic height of that thing!

I would love to get the pilot's radio logs.