@Helba: Hubris is Humorous.: YOU FOOL! Know you not the powers of wily womenfolk?! Flee for your life!

Anyone here a proponent of the 10.2 surround sound speaker setup?

@TenthPlanet: What IS that monstrosity? What kind of person would WILLINGLY bring such a wicked little dervish into being?!

I kinda feel bad about laughing at this sort of poor planning, but...laugh doth I!

@DRaGZ: It will if you find a particularly attractive young lass looking for an equally attractive A/D — D/A converter.

I'm hearing a remix of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" here. Whoever said, "Let's NOT make the joint movements silent" is a genius, because they make for a great over-compressed hi-hat!

Y'know, I'm pretty active in parkour, and I've found that water shoes (y'know, the kind you used to wear when you were a kid) work exceedingly well in terms of grip and support.

@Paul_Is_Drunk: I second the applause.

What the hell did I just witness?

I just want to say...

That stare...those EYES... /fear

"Apparently I am what is known as an Unreliable Narrator, though of course if you believe everything you're told you deserve whatever you get."

#2...am I the only one who sees the skull in the lower left-hand section of the photo?

@Xyberfaust: Wait, you don't do that already? Get with the program, man (or woman?)!

S'not like EMI really had a choice or anything...what with them all but calling it quits.

...and the world just kept on turnin'...

@dtownkid21: I second that.

Watch this become a musical broadway production. Come 2012, I'll be screaming from the rooftops, "I TOLD YOU SO!"

That faint, echoing scream was the sound of my mind being blown.

We did not need the Justin Bieber music for this. Maybe a song like "Victory (Virus Inc. Mix)" would have been more suitable?