Chaplain99
Chaplain99
Chaplain99

How about some carbon fiber skintight wear? Or would that be too heavy for parkour? :D

@drno31: "We do not concur! We do not concur! We do not concur but we respect your decision!" — as heard at nearly every American football game for the past ten years.

Reminds me of when I got Deathclaws to launch themselves into the stratosphere in Fallout 3. That, and colors inverting themselves randomly, glitches in character models, etc.

But how LOUD is it? And more importantly, WILL IT BLEND?!

Judging from the cheap Sennheiser's we have at the studio, I'm willing to bet that these aren't as good as Sony's MDR 7509HDs.

Ummm...Logic 10? With better, less quantizing audio editing and comprehensive crossfades a la Pro Tools?

Wait...so it's a real world...MMO...RPG? In the real world?

Does it fold out, beep, and make brownies, too?

@tamahome: YES. Although I wouldn't mind a Hyperion film, were it done..."correctly..."

@HootHoot: Hopefully, there won't be that incessant "Awooooooo!" sound with the new DJ AMIRITE?! :D

How do you even PLAY a game like this? I mean, is everything just some crazy quick time event or something?

...*cough cough*...

Extremely well done. I especially enjoyed the fact that this work makes use of a wide variety of different songs from other games/movies, but if you didn't know they were from Assassin's Creed, Mirror's Edge, etc. they would fit right in.

Quash...quashi...cash...cashcow? Cashcoi? HOW DO I PRONOUNCE THIS CAR?!

I'm surprised no one did a "Duke Nukem Forever" one. I did have a hearty chuckle at #7, though.

As soon as I read "...future medicine will learn to repair and replace age-damaged cells and tissues," my mind immediately went to nanotechnology.

@grimjack28: Oh, no doubt. I never said I didn't like the product, I was just a little iffy on the method.

@SquareWheel: They said that about the cake, too.

@MazeltovCocktail: Am I a bad person for chuckling when I saw the banner behind him, resplendent with the phrase "Today's Hit Music?"