You already work at Deadspin, Drew.

You will be competing with the other peasants on who can cash their food stamps first.

Define “best-in-class”

RE: “you don’t look like I need to tell you this”

Was disappointed I had to scroll down so far to find this comment, but at least someone else sees it.

They’re more or less vaporware.

Just go back to the time he was at Texas Tech, that should be a good start.

Since you’re a hardcore 2k player, unrelated question:

Hazing Non-academically-focused fraternities sucks and is are for losers.

I think you’re pretty spot on about how I viewed Spike as a teen vs how I see him now.

You get a star for a great counter-argument.

The Big O is a great recommendation. I also would like to add Trigun. It’s a bit on the sillier side, but I have a similar fondness for the show like I do for Cowboy Bebop. 

I (unfortunately, and unabashedly) am a Taco Bell fan. Every Facebook post from Taco Bell (because I follow Taco Bell on Facebook and regularly read the comment section of their posts)‘s #1 most liked comment is usually some form of “bring back the BCB.” It’s been this way for a while.

“Gonalzez.” lol.

I wish I could duplicate you and upload your personality into every trackday driver. Thank you for temporarily restoring my faith in the internet.

Data from the car showed Lommatzch didn’t touch the wheel for 80 seconds before the crash.

When I think about Trucks, I think about long highway hauls, often with a trailer attached

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.

Ultimately we need people like you, nose-to-the-grindstone “that’s the real world” types to do all of the mundane work necessary to support the rest of us

Agreed, and I hope it doesn’t come to that.