I mis-shifted my FR-S that way, but luckily I was only at 3.5k so I played it off like I was planning on overtaking someone.

Aye. Wanna watch me throw a saxophone in the air?

For this story, what I typed was what I meant, though I don’t see a difference. I was(/am?) a loser regardless.

Noticing a trend of men doing (stupid) things for the attention of women.

Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.

I REGRET MY FULLY-SPECC’D $30K FR-S PURCHASE.

Even though it’s really just Destiny 1.0, but I love this game.

Especially if it’s a shitty, rural town.

Drifters, stance, boy racers, all get shit from so many people in the car culture, but you show me a custom built machine that is a reflection of someone’s effort, passion, and limited budget, and I’ll show you something far more interesting than anything parked on a golf course.

It’s Killeen. Too close to Fort Hood, which we all know is exactly where predatory car dealerships want to be.

It gets more interesting:

I love Ramune and would also like to smell like this. Please send me a bottle of this fragrance. or 10.

“When you finally leaving bae for a better bae”

I want this. Maybe as a car decal.

>#TeamArt

#savage

I was on the beach and really had to go. I walked/stumbled the approx. longest quarter mile of my life to the nearest group of portapotties, but by the time I got there, it was too late. Unfortunately, I had shat myself. I had to go to the portapotty, dump my dung, and wobble the mile back to the apartment so I could…

Black people just know. Like we just know how to do the Electric Slide or get diabetes.

+1 - use of the word “jabroni”

The Sonic social media team actually has some hilarious gems from time to time. Like, to the point where I have to actually follow up and find the tweet/facebook post from the source to believe they really posted it.