so many backwards hats.

I will bring the 4Runner, in case drunk people need a carriage of drunk people.

This review is spot-on. This is the kind of journalism I want and expect from Deadspin/AM.

Did you take this on Lime Creek? Please take it on Lime Creek.

It is at this point that someone runs and pushes the bike over.

Shouldn’t this trigger some sort of legal action/ruling? I thought they couldn’t push me out of my unlimited data plan.

So that’s how they caught me hooning during the parade laps. Hmph.

Doug takes deep breaths in the middle

I roll up to and out of every car show blasting a 1989 song. Tay is bae. Tay is ultima waifu.

With a 5-year old, duh.

This one is good.

1. Wow, the car cleaned up so nicely. 3kGT was one of the first tuner cars I really wanted, but I could never find a good one in west Texas when I was younger.

The tiny Light looked me over with a curious tilt to its axis, then shot a beam of light over my body. Scanning me as it had done the very first time we met.

While it seems that simple in theory, nothing in an enterprise-level scale is ever what it should be in theory.

Doom Kangaroo. Yes.

Maybe she got older? /shrug

I absolutely hate that this is becoming standard practice in the software development/IT field. It makes no sense to me and reeks of red tape bs.

I just finished watching the movie Ex Machina last night and feel like this is the precursor to that.

Yep. So many tears.

My man T-Pain got you handled: