You tell no lies.

Washing your car can net you noticeable MPG increase.

My excuse is that I’m too cheap to tip so I’m following the rule of “if you won’t tip, don’t go.”

I wanna try a new desk idea I got from the Simpsons, where Homer places a folding chair over a treadmill and just moves his feet that way as a desk.

I DRIVE AN FR-S THIS IS 80% OF THE REASON I’M BUYING THIS GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

my dog would go crazy chasing that thing and the idiot would probably still try and find a way to fit it in his mouth to bring back to me.

It was callin “goosin’” down here in middle school west Texas offseason football. Same concept, same entry point, but a thumb instead of a two-finger salute.

That’s some good toon namin’, boy I tell you hwat.

May God bless your soul, assuming work hasn’t sucked it out of you yet.

The greatest thing my company ever did was remove the need of submitting timecards. It’s why I declined a job working in defense contracting - where every single hour must be attributed to a bucket. Hate that word now.

Thought this read “poop opening” and that you pooped once a week, for several hours at a time.

Should always include numbers on both axes so that readers can understand the magnitude mo’ better.

You don’t talk about mini-Bron that way.

I’m pretty close to that after paying full for a vacation my “better” half promised to split with me then following it up with a visit to Google I/O in the Bay Area :\

Range of emotions:

Good find, thanks!

assembly code. I am way too lazy to read it though.

ugh, is this what they meant by ‘we are all witnesses’ or whatever overhyped Nike ad they got going?

#triggered

aka a dog