All updates should now refer to basketball as baskeyball. Thank you, Tom.

So metal.

+1 for the apologizing to a drawer. I laughed at the image in my head.

Lots of questions to answer, so sorry if I jump around or even miss some.

If it makes you feel any better, I got consistently denied my high school "dream job" to work at Best Buy/Geek Squad numerous times. I think the scouting for that isn't as consistent since there's a high turnover rate.

Graduated in 2008 with 0 AP classes. I never saw a purpose in taking them. Graduated with my Bachelors of Science in 2013 with 3 internships/co-ops and 3 job offers ready after graduation.

Shit, yeah! God bless dumber students for pumping my ass up.

You'll see Facebook posts about Mother's Day and throw your laptop at the wall. You'll see the "Dads and Grads" banner over the card aisle at Target and try not to throw up. The water heater will break, and you'll hold the phone in your hand before you remember there's no one to call for advice except a plumber.

I think this is the first time I've called for #COTY. Wow.

In defense of what G. Ab (whatever, I know I'm the only one that calls him that) said regarding Californication of Texas... even the liberals in Austin want people from Cali to stay there. It's getting cray over hurr.

*Disclaimer: I own a riced FR-S and live in Texas. I want to participate in this.

FR-S/BRZ owners froth at the mouth reading the headline to this article, fumbling between their Doritos and the Ctrl + C shortcut to paste this to their local car enthusiast facebook group.

I totally agree with not becoming complacent - looking for ways to advance yourself as an individual is very important. Looking inwards (if your company is large enough), or always being open to opportunities elsewhere is great advice. Whenever I get offers on LinkedIn for interviews, I usually reply back with a…

Even if you have to take your hunt undercover, research other companies you'd like to work for. Set up interviews and informal coffee talks with people who work there. Connect with them on LinkedIn (yes, people actually use it) and other social networks. Land some offers. Remember, a job offer isn't a contract—you can…

That one IS nice, but was often too crowded for me. The Slaughter/Manchaca one was less crowded.

Obviously pissing from your index finger is the masterrace.

I need to check out the instacart. It works at HEB, you say? How much extra is it?

Whole Foods is for yuppies. Real (poor) folks shop at HEB. Especially the Whole Foods wannabe one with the little mini bar.

Did you take it out to Medina (Three Twisted Sisters)? Them's some fun roads.

ugh. Some dude was driving his 'vette downtown during the Startup Crawl and revving it like a madman.