This is the kind of journalism that we need. This that shit and you're doing great work. Would-read-again-drinking-moscato-listening-to-Take-Care/10.

And now, folks, you understand the reasoning behind open source software!! thumbs_up

So, in other words: P3A works by performing a sort of yo-yo maneuver with Olimar's pikmin. Tossing them out and putting them through some magical blender enabled by another character's reflector turns them into incomparably (and unprecedently) powerful projectiles that can take an opponent from 0 to 100 percent damage…

Only if you have the rumble pack in. That has the gyroscopic motion sensor. It helps if you move your whole body with it too.

Convincing kids back in the N64 days that tilting your controller made you turn sharper in Mario Kart 64.

Does Axe count?

I guess it's better than the bro-douche boss. *staying_positive*

"As a boss let me tell you none of this works on me"

idk, women telling me to smile is actually what got me to start smiling in my pictures.*

Not sure of the size of the demographic of women that are constantly bothered by creepy and/or annoying men on Twitter that also are a mainstay on Adequate Man.

1 = many?

Ah, I thought it was on or below the "legal for women to x" tier of jokes - tried, true, and tired.

Joke-making by women has been legal for years, and many of us have gotten very good at it.

"First and foremost, [caricatures] should be made of your own country's politicians." According to 47News, Miyazaki added, "It's just looks suspect to go after political leaders from other countries."

Obama.

I think it took me like 3 or 4 years to get all 151 Pokemon legitimately on my Blue version.

Definitely gonna have to go with 'please relive those memories in the form of a guest column to AM.'

This one's more of a Smirnoff Ice and Angry Orchard mixtape.

Would be interested in a guest column for AM on experiences at all of them.

I laughed and stored this in the "try to remember this for this weekend" section of my mind.