I'd like to volunteer.

Yes, although Ridley is arguably the most fervently whispered about. Donkey Kong big bad King K Rool is another banana-cream-pie-in-the-sky hopeful, though. People have been requesting his inclusion for years, and the Internet is littered with art of what his costumes would look like and even potential move sets. Fans…

Needs Purrari.

Try and drift a FWD Corolla and just understeer into a damn curb in front of a bunch of friends and strangers.

As mentioned on Ruliweb (via tipster Sang), the man's name is Niguringu. Actually, no, that's not his real name, but that is his internet name on the Ruliweb forum, where he's posting. The 23-year-old engineering student has been in line since this past weekend at the Times Square shopping mall in Seoul, where the…

Japanese folk aren't really sensitive to black folk terms as much as we are over here in America/Europe, so "Black ___" doesn't bring any racial connotations as it might over here.

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Most matches, however, were at least playable. But even then, an odd half a second lag pause would show up every once in a while and throw everyone's timing off. That's not to say I didn't have one or two lag-free matches. They were pretty great—so it really is a shame most were far more aggravating than enjoyable.

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So much would get done in the workplace is this was the case.

I can tell you're not Filipino.

Thanks for this article. Although my previous dog died suddenly at our house, I was with my friend when we he chose to get his dog euthanized. I've known him for a little over 12 years and that was the only time I've ever seen him cry. I've finally gotten a new puppy now, accepting the fact that one day I'll most…

I have no shame; if a guy made it rain - whether on me or some reporter lady, I would scramble to pick it up.

The Game??? The guy that got a butterfly tattooed on his face to cover up his previous one is what you call a 99??

Yes, that is why I put the disclaimer in my response.

Worked for Michael Jordan, and somewhat for Kobe Bryant.

And yes, I realize these are not quite analogous situations. It's a joke. I just finished reading Deadspin. Or.. "reading," I suppose.

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Because milk makes your bones grow stronger so obviously your boner will as well.

The same way people root for Mayweather - a known repeat woman beater and woman shamer. It's apparently not as difficult as you make it seem.