When I saw the question for the first time (elsewhere in my life), I did the same thing. But when I read it now, I wasn't fooled (after I remembered how stupid I felt last time)!

"Asian parents" are the ones whose 3rd grade kids are doing high school algebra. The ones who can't have friends over unless they're deemed "smart enough" by their parents first, and even then have to take the math quizzes with the kid (true story for me). They don't play sports and often have a very strict curfew, if…

You realize that "swag" means free stuff used for promotional advertising, right?

The only thing I saw was sexy.

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Ha. At least they didn't try the stunts from the original.

They need to glow red hot, the pipes.

5. Enjoy the fruits of your labour, aim higher the next time.

Do they glow red hot?

Sometimes Genius works. It gave me a great old school hip hop playlist and a good "i need to drink a lot of whiskey alone in the dark" playlist based off of songs I felt were appropriate for those names.

Plausible, though I wonder if Google would retaliate (and how).

A good point - there is no "default app for x" option natively built into iOS. Guess I may be keeping my phone jailbroken in the future, should Apple's Map application tank.

Google Maps will still be offered on the iPhone via an App Store download, I believe.

Don't forget to do your hand job prior to your work being completed.

And now I'm scared to update my MacBook Air.

I wonder how well a "Free for 4S, but $20 for the 'full' version for legacy iPhones" marketing strategy would work. I mean, you'd have a benefit to having the latest Apple device, but those who don't want to upgrade (or who pass their phones down to parents, siblings, etc.) can still have the option of getting the…

And now I'm going to the corporate bathroom to take an extended "break."

More in reference to "you don't have to be skinny, stop smoking, and stop drinking because it will not affect your sperm count."

YOU LEAVE KD'S BACKPACK ALONE.

It doesn't do the collaboration thing, but iTunes Match lets you stream and/or download your music library. It's $25/yr. and I've been using it for a while. It's about a 7/10