the government initiative wants people to wear less clothing so there's no need to crank up their A/C units

No.

I must've missed the melodrama.

hahahahahahhaaha I want that job.

Having just read the comments in the "One in Six Cancers..." article, I almost took you seriously.

Now the conspiracy theories start. I'll go first:

I don't think they give a fuck. And honestly, given your attitude, they're probably happy that they don't have to deal with you.

Ha! True!! The embarrassment of losing your job when you thought you could handle it would kill some people (me)!

I'd like to interject for a second and say that the worse thing that can happen when you apply for a job you're not qualified for is the following scenario:

In newer motherboards (e.g. [www.newegg.com]), I know there's a feature to pair an SSD and HDD and have the SSD work as a cache for often used files from the HDD. That always seemed like a neat feature I never bothered to set up (mostly due to not having an SSD lol). Has anyone here tried it?

A Corolla XRS with a moderate tune and bolt-ons can keep up with - and even edge out - an RX8.

I am a fan of this, except Becky doesn't have a big butt.

I'm all for chest hair-inducing antics, but strapping children to the roof is a bit too far. I've ridden on the hood of a car Chicago-mobster-intimidating-a-witness style and when I fell off, it left a lot more bruises and cuts at 15mph than I expected. Little children falling off a roof of a car just doesn't seem any…

It would be like the children that enter the handwriting contest that don't have hands and won two years in a row because "d'aww, look at how inspirational they are." Rules are rules. They should be recognized, but a distinction should be drawn*.

Where the pics at?

I always thought it was just blue. I assumed OP was talking about some new purple shell or something haha.

I read this a few weeks ago and it has revolutionized my hand drying procedure at work.

People that use 29834702239 napkins... oh god.

I usually see it the other way around - the customer is preoccupied with their phone and doesn't pay attention to the cashier.

What pissed me off is the guy that "shushed" me when I didn't fucking a word. I saw him on the phone and decided to wait quietly. When he shushed me, I wanted to just walk away; fuck his message.