It's been pretty fulfilling so far!

My Diablo story is with the hot sauce; I've never played a Diablo game.

I'd text my dog.

Purple? Was that in the newer games??

o hai.

I read "Welcome to Shell" as "Welcome tacos." What does that say about me.

Hey! That's the Google building near Research Blvd., isn't it?

"I want windows that I have to roll up manually, an engine I have to crank to start - none of that willy nilly turning the key business!"

Will this lead to a Jarvis-like OS. I want my IronMan OS.

I laughed. Bravo, sir.

What a bummer. Seems like I'm stuck with this annoying buzzing until I move back to my university in the fall. Damn corporations, getting all comfortable because consumers are too lazy to actually hurt them when they don't listen to our complaints. *ramble ramble*

More like:

Now I know you're lying. Google+. lol.

Why would you want to see someone in agony after their leg has just blown up? #YouAreASickPerson

no no no no no no no no no no.

I don't want to see someone when they're missing a leg.

Avengers 2 needs more Black Widow ass shots, or as I refer to them as, BWAS (bee wuz).

I agree... NFSU2 and MW were amazing and nothing came close to it.

Oh. It's the multiplayer that gets me. I used to not mute people, and I get really competitive when I hear the voices of people I hate, so when I start losing to people I should be able to beat... yeah. It's why when I play basketball, I laugh a lot now. Otherwise I'd probably start picking on smaller people.

Haha, lucky you. I let the idiocy of Gizmodo get to me once and got destarred and banned. Maybe Kotaku editors are nicer??