I do, but I just have a preference for dogs.

Well that story didn't end the way I expected it to...

I wish I didn't lose my star because I want to promote this. Someone do it for me.

Play an MMO.

Ah! I would say while I disagree with your recommendation, it's definitely not a bad one!

Because why reference the original. Reddit is much more popular among the masses.

Or you could build a Hackintosh and have the best of three worlds, OS X, Windows, and money.

I hate you and I hope you have a very bad day today.

You could dominate pillow fights with the PolarPillow. You could possibly kill someone.

I can't stop laughing at the image of that because I do the same thing. My girlfriend thinks I try to suffocate myself when I go to sleep.

Generalizing with "always" and "never" will always never be correct.

Just put Ubuntu on his system.

I read it as "I auditorium"

- S Beam, which pairs other Galaxy S III phones (and only them, for now) via NFC, shares photos, videos, files or even albums of media over Wi-Fi. If your friend's S III doesn't have Wi-Fi enabled, S Beam will automatically turn that user's Wi-Fi on, and then off.

Fantastic.

Other pieces of evidence include how when Mario eats a mushroom, he gets bigger

I'm going back to being socially dead as soon as that game releases. Idgaf.

Oh god. Especially after killing a rare monster. I can't remember the amount of times I mashed the action button trying to grab what I hoped was a Monkey King Bar or Sealed J-Sword.

Phantasy Star Online.

It's at this point I wish it was captured on video and uploaded to YouTube or something. Although it'd probably have to be on WorldStarHipHop with the disfigurement and all...