seal level, eh? That's fuckin' cray.

Humor - you're understanding it wrong.

"THINKS HE KNOWS WHERE IN THE OCEAN THE BODY MIGHT BE" HIM. Duh.

"In the end, it doesn't really matter"

I was wondering why NBA Memes Facebook page transferred over to that new one. Dammit, I feel dirty for following that girl on Twitter and laughing at some of her tweets.... Ben, you poor child.

I got sweaty thinking about doing that... geebus.

Hahaha I laughed just thinking about how surprising that must've been.

Could you submit just for the contribution aspect alone? meaning just submissions every once in a while, sans the compensation.

This thing called confidence does wonders. Know what you want, put it in reasonable and easy-to-understand terms, and you'll have someone more likely to give you an answer (and oftentimes, the answer you want).

Agreed.

wait, what? I think I have one of those smart covers. how does that work?

Not sure if you're talking about his team's games or his next trend in hair.

lol.

I'm a self loathing techie. I admit I used the term "macfag" years ago, and now I own a 4S, a new iPad, and a MBA.

I think you replied to the wrong poster.

Fantastic.

1) When you want to piss off angry techies

You don't get it, we (meaning the officer and I) were down the street from the house where the thief stopped. I was showing the officer, on a friend's phone, the location of my iPhone; which happened to be the aforementioned house. The officer stalled going to the house - he seemed hesitant to want to actually do…

Giggling boobs?? I'm in; where is this madness???

I always think of A Modest Proposal when people speak of topics like this. Such a great example.