it's really spot on. Honestly, I had to go back and check the author b/c this is usually the type of gold that comes out of the miserable shitehawk's posts. Well done!!

it's sad that something like that would never happen. I agree though b/c it seems like every season that there is a terrible pro team and a dominant college team, some moron comes out of the woodwork with that little slice of originality.....

Are you intimating that he doubles as the Dali lama or that this is what you get when you use Nair on the Yeti?

I just enjoyed how athletically amazing John Wall is. We get so used to these guys making tough plays look easy that it's rare to get a nice surprise like this. Cheers!

so true, I'm very guilty of self-sabotage too.... Cheers!

That's an interesting solution, I'll try it out this week. Thanks! It's really all about trying to reframe your problems so you don't fall into the old, self-created and self-limiting rules......."I can't ever do....", "This always happens to me....." Etc.

love it! America, what's the word....

Is it worth going back on appeal to set the record straight?

If you think that's a stupid overreaction, just wait til you see tomorrow 's First Take....

you don't stand on the tracks when the freight train's coming through.....

So true, my only question is how is this not generated by First Take's cesspool of Tebow-related idolatry this time?

Not sure what this says about me, but I loved every one of those crappy movies. Great list!

Did he really? Classic. I can't watch that crap parade any more, but it's not surprising that they occasionally recycle......

I missed the note he passed him under the desk, but I'm assuming that he checked "NO" on it....

Having spent 25 years growing up in North Carolina, my southern translator immediately kicks in(meaning my southern accent will be more noticeable all day, thanks a lot). I forget how tough it is for people that aren't used to our accents. I think it's an understandable mistake, don't beat yourself up too much.

Me too, but he still sounds like he's at the top of his game. Now that's the right way to start my Monday!

This guy is a complete douchebag. It amazes me that he keeps getting opportunities. I bet he thinks that he was the victim at Arkansas. Seriously, fuck this guy....

my wife always yells at me when I dig my hand into my balls. Thanks Mark, now I have the ammo I need to save my marriage....

But......the social pages say the Pats have the biggest balls of all!

Cake is a great band, thanks for sticking to the facts!