these people are very thin by both Floridian and Midwestern standards....

if you are going to fuck with tony Stewart you better bring one thing......a body bag

it's like the ex-GM of the Bears saying they knew about the problem of domestic violence in the league for years, shouldn't we file this under "no shit!"?

no, that's lawyer speak for "this idiot is paying me $600/hour, it needs to sound good"

as much as I hate to say it, things like this make me think alcohol should be banned from these events. I know I'm going to get torn up for that, but when you add alcohol to unstable people it often turns out ugly

for those of you that haven't heard Stephen Lynch's song "Tennessee", you should do so immediately. It's so worth it!

I have no clue about the context, but that may actually make this better. This totally made my day

that's just creepy

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Holy fuck! I though the original version couldn't get worse.......I was so very wrong

I don't know what kind of unholy beast a Schlegel is, but I can smell what he's got cookin!

my wife is an emergency physician and she believes that trampolines(and motorcycles) are the spawn of satan. So many nasty injuries........

That's right, thanks for jogging my memory. I live in Chicago and still hear people bitch about losing their mascot.... They just don't get it

not to get too into semantics here, but aren't some of the teams operating with a Native American tribe's blessing? I see to remember some story about FSU. I'd love someone's input who knows more of the story. Cheers!

Stories like this make me like and respect bill Simmons....strange

at least he could go to Ted Drewes.....

nah, that's the crypt keeper!!!!

I love the response from the other anchor. I'm going to start using "pardon me us" whenever possible from now on!

if you run out of money, we can always talk about wagering one's soul......

I hate to say this, but if drugs weren't involved and you get a crazy personality change, then I'm thinking something in the brain like a tumor. This shit is just crazy