This is probably an oversimplification, but...

My younger brother’s story is very similar, but less dramatic. He was gettin’ pretty heavy in his late teens but wasn’t quite in danger of obesity when he decided to DDR every day with the PS2 version and a dance pad. Slimmed down to a svelte hipster physique in like 6 months and he’s kept it off with sports and a…

I find ‘em pretty easy, but I dance around their feet, building stun with the hold R2, then press R2 barehanded combo. Two R3 grabs and they’re dead.

When will people learn? Why oh WHY was that student unarmed? Never even had a chance to defend themselves...

I do this on PSN. I’ve received stuff like “YOU ARE A STUPID FUCKING WHORE” for the offense of having a good Tracer game - I never respond to toxicity on mic or in messages, I just report - and I try to actively combat it by just sending nice messages to noteworthy rivals on the enemy team, or great players on mine.…

Omg I saw it this weekend and the accent was driving me CRAZY!

I am REALLY salty that, after exceeding the stretch goals for Vita and Wii U versions during the Kickstarter, it doesn’t look like this game is coming to Vita or (let’s be reasonable) the Switch.

This is bald-faced Tracism, entirely ignoring the pleasures of meleeing a Roadhog to death while he backpedals towards a health pack (around 0:20):

I am shocked - SHOCKED AND APPALLED - that Dragon’s Crown, Muramasa or Odin Sphere do not makean appearance on this list. For shame!

You missed Let The Right One In.

This is exactly my reaction. I’m suddenly hot for Harry.

For years now I’ve refused medical treatment from anyone who isn’t a certified Doctress.

Now I want “vajazzled” to end up in the dictionary. Also see: “pejeweled.”

Having someone beat the shit out of a doctor: just bein’ Presedential in 2017!

I was totally gonna’ check out Drawn to Death but then I was like “waiiit a minute, Overwatch exists.”

I absolutely love HLD, but the affection is crushed under the disappointment of the dev announcing they were abandoning development of the Vita port (which Kickstarter backers paid for in a stretch goal) due to (studio head) Alyx Preston’s failing health... a week before they announced they were hiring for a big new…

Look, it wasn’t her best set (or material), but I still got some laughs out of it.

I’m absolutely loving it so far. 90% of the time the writing fucking SPARKLES.

I’ve only met one really awful guy on PSN, and I’m in my late 90s. Pc wwith text chat is a whole other monster, from what I read.

I’m almost surprised how hyped I am for Severed. The indies on Vita this month have been pretty damned awesome. Risk of Rain, Axiom Verge, and now Severed and The Sun and Moon on Tuesday, not to mention Stranger of Sword City.