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Yeah seriously. There are too many great games on the Vita to name, and it’s particularly awesome if you’re a JRPG and rhythm game fan. Even if you weren’t, its indie library is phenomenal.

No love for the SPECTACULAR animated version of Dark Knight Returns? It’s on Netflix, it’s hands-down my favorite Batman movie, and everyone in the world needs to see it. It tells Miller’s story better than Miller did (or could).

Darkest Dungeon represent!

You had me at Galak-Z.

Yeah... it always pissed me off that Kratos, a proud Greek man, was played by a black dude. Really gnawed at me.

I dreamt that I was making out with Bob, my Maine Coon. Things were getting pretty hot and heavy, moving into dry-hump territory when it hit me that it would be super-weird to have sex with my cat, because he’s a dude - and I don’t get with dudes.

I’ve spent more time with my Vita than any other platform in the past five years. Vanillaware, NIS, Gust, Koei Tecmo and more indies than I could ever play. Also, Vanillaware.

My girl bought me the Black and White Harley Quinn statue for our three-year anniversary, and for my birthday I'm getting Megahouse's Dragon's Crown Amazon.

Yeah, but anything approaching a full-release game is consistently of Japanese make. That's not a bad thing - I love Dragon's Crown and find myself weirdly hyped for Akiba's Trip - but we bought the Vita on the promise of titles like Gravity Rush and Uncharted: Golden Abyss.

Dear Microsoft, Square Enix and Crystal Dynamics,

Dustforce (Vita) - super-hard, somewhat inscrutable controls, a game that's not as good as Olli Olli, but oddly enough it's a game I enjoy more than Olli Olli.

That is true - forgot about that.

I always saw the moment in Terminator 2 when he pulls the shotgun from the box of roses.

In previous Hitman games, a lot of the immersion was based around the reality of the world you're in - 47 couldn't carry a long-barrel shotgun under his suit jacket, for example, or a sniper rifle - both had to be carried openly, nonchalantly draped with the stock in the crook of his elbow until he'd whip it up for a

Me too. I didn't like some of the very small areas (one was just an alley), but I appreciated how that design dovetailed in to Contacts mode. That said, everything they've announced here has my inner assassin purring.

I'm completely thrilled by this. They took literally everything I had the least bit of a problem with in Absolution and said "fixed" with this press release :

There are usually save states in Hitman games.

Oh, also, it's insanely good-looking. Like every time I boot it up I'm shocked at what they pulled off on the Vita.

Totally agree. Mercenary is pretty much the first really good FPS on a portable device, and there are no caveats or "but"s to add. It does everything right, and everything it does right is made even better by the words "but on a handheld" at the end.