This is a very good comment that gets even better when you inadvertently read it the wrong way.

To be fair, he is probably exhausted from having more sex than any of the 113 men who finished in front of him.

On the plus side, I can walk into literally any Spanish-speaking establishment on any night of the week and find soccer and beer and solitude and sometimes that’s everything.

This isn’t a problem if you never look up from your phone.

This is how I imagine that OK was meant to be visualized.

As a Dallas-born Philly resident and former diehard Cowboys fan until that perpetually gaping asshole Jerry Jones signed Greg Hardy, I say: HAHAHAHAHA! Eat shit Cowboys! Jerry, I hope you get nothing but Depends for Christmas and that Dallas doesn’t win another playoff game until after you die (I also hope you die…

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

EA, is that you?

For starters, don’t come into a Black-oriented forum and complain that the articles don’t speak directly to you.

#8.5: The “if you’re not talking directly to me and giving me specifically individualized instructions on not being a piece of shit, then you’re being counterproductive and I’m just going to keep being a racist (but I always was going to just keep being a racist anyway)“ guy.

This is good advice, I should go buy something I’d prefer not to use.

Martial arts focuses on self discipline while streaming focuses on getting attention.

Until they start treating people civilly and providing humane seating... 🖕

United has a hub in New Jersey, of course they are terrible.

This is such a dumb critique. Honestly I would hope they were precooked given I plan on waiting exactly 2 minutes in the drive thru after ordering a crunchwrap supreme. Frozen precooked meat is at least clean and disease free, if completely devoid of nutritional value.

In terms of food safety, this is a good thing.

That sounds ideal.

He seems to have learned, he is wildly offensive.

Yeah, it’s “mom.”

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.