Hi, Tony Dungy!

Man, Shane, you're just the worst, aren't you? You have the nerve to post deals that can save money on popular brands? What kind of monster are you? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER, SHANE?

Man, Shane, you're just the worst, aren't you? You have the nerve to post deals that can save money on popular…

He left the citation in the world where well to do, white Christian men, are a persecuted minority...might take him a minute to find the citation

In response, Dungy issued the following statement:

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

Sculptor: [Sets out to build Mount Rusmore of Specious Analogy]

The sun went down and took all the mirrors and self-awareness?

He's clearly not doing Deadspin jokes the right way.

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around…

Bowling is a college sport?

There's a college world series?

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

The best part is that the British commentator said [after the goal], "he couldn't even have dreamt that."

"It was Dennis Rodman('s) ... effort to bring down Kim Jong-Un's dictatorship from inside the paint."

As a fan of the premiere league in general, you could say that for many guys on Sunderland. Jozy was not very good. But he did a decent job of generating chances and causing penalties (I think he caused what...2 penalty shots for Sunderland). That said, none of your strikers exactly lit it up and your defense simply…

Although now that Billy Haisley is on board, I may not be able to have Sterling on my fantasy EPL team next year.

I was coming here to say basically the same thing. Sterling stands to make the same name for himself in this World Cup that Gerrard did for himself in the first one. I'd say the same for Sturridge, but Sterling COULD go supernova out of Brazil if things break properly.

Groundhog Day came out in 1993, dude. I'm pretty sure that's well past the statute of limitations for spoilers.