Anonymous NFL Source: (Hangs up landline phone.)(Pulls phone cable out of his butt.)

Say whatever you want, Pat McAfee. It will never be enough for me to forgive you for letting that guy block Andrew Luck's ass with his cell phone in your picture.

The best part of these conspiracy theories is the fact that they actually think the NFL would favor a team in Seattle over a team in California, let alone a team in California that has loads of bandwagon fans across the country due to the glory days of Montana, Rice and Young, and the Super Bowl trip last year.

The Super Bowl, and the Truther Movement.

I applaud these fans for controlling their ecstasy during these rolling celebrations. Has to be really tough, given the circumstances.

Hello Archie,

In my mind, that's how Hamilton Nolan refers to himself.

Payton played on the 85 Bears, who made a music video for a song called the Super Bowl shuffle in November.

He joins Tebow as the NFL's most famous promise keepers.

I prefer "LeBaroning," which is covering yourself with Corinthian leather and hoping nobody notices that you leave a puddle of oily brown liquid behind anytime you stand still for at least two minutes.

Like graduate.

I remember 65 million years ago when Boshing was the new thing.

Kids are also Wade-ing, where they remove all the cartilage from their knees, only show up to 50% of the school days, and stay in class after all the other kids have left to argue grades.

bbwaa@aol.com

Dan, you magnificent Le bastard!

Several tragic plane crashes.

"realdev: The Aristocrats!"

We really need to do a better job of popularizing the Kinsey Scale.

"I really really like rimmin'...WOMEN, WOMEN! I like women." ~ Aaron Rodgers

"I really, really like women—you know, Liza Minelli, Judy Garland, Bette Midler..."