Had no idea Riley Cooper's off season training regiment included shadowboxing.

Serie A's List of Banned Words:

It looks like Tyson Chandler is riding an ostrich.

...and sad sacks plagiarize mediocre Rob Delaney tweets in search of likes.

Change it to "Fuck You Garber."

I'm sure he's gutted. That's a really killer blow.

...with guns blazing

The video is so terrible as to be beyond useless. Here

and the apology statement has been released, and it reads pretty sincere. Which is nice. http://www.sjearthquakes.com/news/2013/04/g…

I don't wanna be "oh derp, Amurrica, soccer is laaaame" but damn, that's a lot of fans going crazy. I didn't realize MLS was so popular!

After the game was over NBCSports showed another angle and actually got the bottle thrower on camera.

The MLB will never be ready for a black player.

Saying it will "never be ready" simply because the first time it happens is going to be a media clusterfuck is stupid.

Ayanbadejo's support of gay marriage has made him more attractive to the Bears.

Don't forget the Bleacher Report slideshow.

"I don't care, just don't tell me about it." comments. Somehow I get the feeling they really, really, really care.

Crap v Cameltoe is such a weak matchup. Both of those cornball words need to go.

The worst thing the committee does is pairing good mid-majors against each other in the first round, like Bucknell and Butler this year. Both could very easily make a Sweet 16 run, but it just ensures one is eliminated right away. Here are Butler's last four first round opponents: (10) South Alabama, (12) UTEP, (9)…

Some hack took a great idea and ruined it with a lousy script.