Jet fuel can’t melt the Patriots pass defense at the goal line.

Hell of a long way to knock for just 6 runs.

Gita, it’s best not to talk about these things when you’re so clearly uninformed. This and Cyprus were far and away the best things in this (admittedly pretty weak) sea of songs.

She is also definitely not the villain that some of her detractors have been portraying her as, either.

The best way to cook asparagus is to eat something else.

Wait, if I can’t say bodega then what am I supposed to call the cat who runs the bodega below my apartment?

Nope, you are just in time to kick it off and be ignored.

Oh, am I late? It looks like the pedantry has already begun.

As I left the theater last night I felt like I was coming down from a panic attack. The tension never lets up. The lack of dialogue paired with the score really do a great job as well of making you feel uncomfortable.

So y’all gonna stop with the Kinja Deals posts and the affiliate links?

If we’re being honest he does have caught a bit of the gay face. I’m not gonna put my gaydar’s reputation on the line and say he is, cause I’ve only ever seen still images. But speaking as one queer about another, she family.

Well, with Archer going I basically have no reason to keep Netflix since that was 90% of what I stream.

By definition literally every battle royale match goes down to the wire.

The Mist should be number 1 on the other list. But thanks for being so publically and loudly wrong.

Aww, Pence is sad his crush won’t talk to him.

Counter Point, every bar should have a TV so that they can show sports (and RuPaul’s Drag Race).

I use my hands.

BOTH are the problem. Talk Radio (not just sports) is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, AND Boston is a town of racist drunkards best excised from memory.

Fortnite BR (Which I got my first squad win earlier today) and probably AC:Origins. I need to finish the narrative so I can move on to the DLC.

Can you tell me how to care about the Grammys if I have a TV?