And the annual tradition of Arsenal being knocked out in the Round of 16 will continue unmolested for a 7th straight year. God damn Gooners.

“Go back to Palestine you dumb Jew!”

I still can’t get onto the twitter app on iOS which has left me feeling flaccid all day.

Can’t wait to see how the Tin Foil Trumpets respond since they’re all such fans of Deadspin’s political coverage.

Ok, but has anyone reached out to Joe the Plumber to get his take yet?

Attorneys General.

The slide tackle into make out sesh is my favorite..

Sex starved trolls obsess over fictional women, film at 11.

You could always just shove a radish in your mouth, shut the fuck up, and let us enjoy life.

Entitled White women are insufferable and have no sense of humor, film at 11.

I lived in Portland for more than a decade growing up. The show is an accurate representation on than front.

Any chance it’s the last we see of him ever?

Nope, she should literally kill herself.

Fuck sick, starving, and dying children, amirite?

Sweetheart, you’re trying real hard, and failing even harder. Copa is primarily a SA thing. So FOR SOUTH AMERICA it is the equivalent. CCL is primarily NA, so for NA it is the equivalent.

Demolished is maybe a little harsh. And the problem is more than just the calendar. Liga MX clubs don’t have to deal with a salary cap like MLS teams do, so they are able to field deeper squads than the MLS teams.

Aren’t we though? 2004 was the last time a team outside of the Spain Germany, England, and Italy made it to the UCL final (when Porto defeated Monaco). We’ve been consigned to it for the last 12 years, so how is making it more difficult going to do anything but consign us to it for the next 12? Before that, you have…

Are these ranked raw or toasted?

How much did you spend on the ingredients for the week?

Yeah, I mean, the Weeknd is trash. What were they thinking?