How to Bang Chicks by Cooking for Them and Wiping Your Ass Properly was a bit of a mouthful

*9 Remove from Oven. Let rest.

I'm about to turn 30 and am a human disaster area. I have a feeling Adequate Man will be useful. Especially since my wonderful, long-suffering mother got me a 5 piece set of Cast Iron cookware for christmas.

Skip Bayless, Unexpected Voice of Reason

No one wants to hug the fat kid, but he makes them do it anyway.

In Which Jezebel proves that in order to be a feminist you have to hate women.

He was shite at Liverpool once already. We don't need him to be shite there again.

Florida State is the weakest undefeated team in like, ever. The have 5 unranked opponents they beat by 6 points or less. That's like a third of their schedule. Not to mention they let NCState score 41 on them. They shouldn't be in the top 5, let alone in the playoff.

Hey deadspin, stop focusing so much on the gay agenda is sports. No one would give a damn about Derrick Gordon if he was straight. - Some asshole commenting in the next 10 minutes.

Same, but this weekend.

Eli looks like he's about to cry.

I don't blame Taima, I thought that man's hair was a dead animal too.

#GWOut

As long as Don Garber is at the wheel you can guarantee it will be bungled. The man is a fool.

Someone call a priest, immediately. That was tongues.

It's Marshawn's own fault, he neglected to keep Harvin roped off.

As a homosexual I'm rather ashamed at how long it took for this one to click in my head.

As a lifelong Royals fan born almost 9 months to the day before their last trip the post season ended I can honestly say I wouldn't be upset. It'd suck for them to make this far, in the way they did and then lose it, but every new game is one being played with house money after the last 29 seasons of cashing out…

Straight white males are the worst. THE ABSOLUTE WORST.

I see an NFL Lawyer found Mr. Angelo yesterday, shook his hand, leaned in and whispered "Hail Hydra." Then kissed him on the cheek and whispered "lawsuit."