Except, Dana White IS a monstrous scumbag.

Personally I think he's been cooking with cats and dogs.

And then vigorously butt fucked.

Well, I think the flailing and pouting also have a lot to do with him being fucking French. THEY'RE THE WORST.

The game last night was incredible.

As great as Henry is (and make no mistake he still is great) this season's success has come moreso because of the efforts of another aging star, Tim Cahill who is a candidate for league MVP this year (the top 3 vote getters will likely be Cahill, Mike Magee, who took a down and out Chicago to 1 point away from the…

This is completely false. He flails his arms a lot, and sometimes pouts, but he is CONSTANTLY fighting for the ball and runs back to make defensive plays when he needs to.

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Still no word on why MLS needs 21 teams, but whatever.

(either that, or Marcus Mariota is actually John Connor in disguise).

Are you suggesting that machines aren't vindictive monsters waiting for the right moment to destroy us all?

It was true just a couple weeks ago. he doesn't need the playoffs to choke. Any big game and he crumples under the pressure.

This is nothing new. the computers ALWAYS hate Oregon.

Good for him. Let me know when he can close out a game without choking.

They just said on the MSG broadcast that there were 2 games there yesterday.

And apparently for the NFL to drop 4th quarters from the game.

I was at that game. It was the most beautiful bit of choking I've ever seen.

When did giving a huge extension to Tony Romo ever seem like a good idea?

Every MLB teams FB post has that kind of shit. This isn't showing us that the south is full of ignorant assholes. It's showing us that Baseball fans are ignorant assholes.

Not a single mention of the little country who could, Iceland?