Caity covered it better.

Quick, everyone look surprised by this news..

J'adore Kluwe

Louie ANDERSON who does not play the trumpet as far as I know.

eh, it's Bay Area sports. Have I really missed anything?

Oh right, it's the Kings and not the Warriors that are probably moving to Seattle.

Did I miss the A's leaving town?

Gotta love Charles Barkley.

He's Wonderlic score will surely be abysmal.

HE KICKED A PERSON IN THE RIBS. Outside of some sort of martial arts sparring that's assault.

you're clearly fucking blind.

"tap in the ribs"? Ugh, you're fucking stupid.

Looks under 16 to me.

No, he kicks the kid square in the ribs. Watch it again. The ball is no where to be seen and you can watch the foot make contact with the boy.

It's a child. And "flopped" on top of the ball. he fell down. And was then kicked by a professional athlete.

Assaulting a child? I suspect we chelsea wont be using Hazard for a quite a while. The FA will have his hide. And if Chelsea has any integrity they'll self-impose some fairly strong ban. (but who are we kidding, Chelsea with integrity? That's a laugh.)

More like Hofstra beat Michigan State to go to the National Championship Game

And this is why they actually play out the games. Truly awesome stuff to see.

So, let's say he is gay and this was all just a poorly conceived and executed cover-up. How gay is he? Is he getting-blown-every-once-in-a-while-by-confused-and-drunk-frat-dudes gay? Or is he getting-fisted-by-a-drag-queen-in-a-rubber-mask-while-wearing-a-ball-gag gay? As someone who is in the middle of that…

I'm gonna go with all three. And I say that as someone who is also 2 out of those 3.