Which is....wait for it....also an FCA product!

x 1000. Which is probably why they don’t sell.

My best rental story:

After the second episode...I agree now. What the fuck are they doing with Skinner?

Yep!

Tumblehome is in reference to the hull design of the boat. It is supposed to be more stable under certain conditions, as well as being naturally conducive to the application of stealth properties

Brilliant

No one will get this joke and I feel sad.

I imagine you also hated the Stig listening to music while going around then?

Skinner’s segment and language was so far from what I expected the Grand Tour to go for, I was caught completely off guard by his whole segment. I kept on expecting them to cut back to the tent and go “He isn’t working out- we need a more polite driver”

The juxtaposition of a crass American Stig and more refined British hosts is something I didn’t know I wanted, but now I can’t see the show without it.

I think the physics of each are probably very similar.

I hope Mike Skinner is a recurring figure. “Couldn’t pull a greased string out of a dog’s ass” was possibly my favorite moment of the episode. Even considering I had to mop the beer off my floor afterwards.

I’d be concerned about that too. If I decide to sell my home in the future, I’d be taking a walk over to Mr. Bronco and asking if I can help him fix it or if he could move it somewhere while I was showing the house. If he told me to go to hell and I was upset enough about it, I’d be looking at HOA’s when I chose a new…

Sure it would. And to further expand on stuff that makes me angry, one of my neighbors right now has a ratty ass Bronco constantly on jackstands right by the road when they have plenty of back yard. But again...their property. I’m not into telling other people what they can or can’t do if the only thing I have against…

That’s the thing. We don’t need to figure that out. Towns have ordinances, zoning laws, provisions, etc...that cover all this! Maybe my neighbor does wood carvings. Maybe he puts his art by the road but I don’t like it. There is no law against it. Oh well. I hate his hobby but it’s legal and his property. He’s not…

Yes, because a clean white trailer is the equivalent of white power signage or a dildo. That’s real rational. You must be an awesome neighbor. Do you keep the neighborhood records for shrubbery heights?

Yep. I wouldn’t like it. But it’s HIS property. If I wanted to control those things, HOA’s exist and I’d need to move there.

Yeah. The nerve of that guy. Parking stuff in his driveway. Seriously, fuck him. Next thing you know, it won’t be a nice clean white trailer. It’ll be a dirty 15 year old Dodge Caravan with mismatched fender colors. And he will whisper softly to the world: “You let this happen”

No one has noted it because this low emissions trick is what the car is SUPPOSED TO BE DOING whenever you are driving