Even independent analyst Jeremy Farceone confirmed that this car is now the best car in the WORL- uh...segment.

You must lose your mind if you accidentally land on TNT when channel surfing

I always got a kick out of the fact that some of the chase scenes of the original were filmed on public roads. ..without shutting them down. They just piled into their cars and drove onto the freeway with cameras rolling!

Seeing as how the title of the remake is actually “Gone in 60 Seconds”, I’d disagree with the spelling difference. I love H.B. Halicki, and I love the original, but I appreciate both movies for what they are. The new one spawned so many quotable lines and memorable scenes that I don’t feel as though it’s high treason…

“It’s pretty AWESOME...”

Bonus points for calling it a dalorean despite spelling it correctly in the ad title. Always good to cover your bases when you can’t spell.

By the end of this, almost every scene from Gone in 60 Seconds will be in the comments. This makes me so happy.

Stealing Eleanor even though Detective Castlebeck was watching.

If I broke 11 transmissions in one year, I’d be looking for a different trans guy, not a different car!

I went to a Town Fair Tire in February to put new tires on my 2005 Volvo S60. I usually do all my own work, and actually have a 70's tire changer machine that I MacGyver into using on modern wheel sizes with blocks of 4x4's and other generally unsafe arrangements that will someday undoubtedly earn me a Darwin award.…

*case in point

3rd Gen requires epic mullet, Z/28 hood, and dead hooker trunk cargo.

My soul hurts thinking about the alternate reality we could be in.

Our lead story tonight is sudden onset permanent blindness affecting 98% of the population. Scientists investigating have released early reports stating that levitating high velocity silverware is a method, but not the cause.

Reading your comment, I worked out an emergency plan in case this scenario does, in fact, occur. I now know the exact route to the nearest bridge high enough to die from jumping off of.

Sales figures for the 300 for the 2004-2007 years were well over 6 figures a year, and nearly matched Town & Country sales. The 300 was a BIG deal and a runaway success for Chrysler.

Except...that 2002 Lincoln concept came along two years before the immensely popular 300 redesign. Imagine if Lincoln beat Chrysler to market with this?

The engine reportedly stopped running when the oil turned back into a dinosaur and ran away.

It didn't fit with the premise behind the new Camaro: Be exactly the same as the 2009 Camaro.

....It's a nice cage, but people who actually build these for a living are going, "Where's the incredible part of this? This is what I do literally every day. A nice cage tied into the car in a bunch of spots...."